"On the one hand you’re supposed to appreciate the butteriness of a leather accessory, while bemoaning the dwindling number of ice-fishing, zip-lining “real” men. You’re having your own manliness sold back to you wrapped in a silk kerchief embroidered with the words “You’re kind of a douche for buying this."

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Julieanne Smolinski is my favorite writer at GQ (via jhilla)

I also f—ks with @boobsradley

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