MAB by Tom Haverford
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I want to see Cam’ Ron review How To Train Your Dragon.
Crab and spinach omelet with hollandaise and sun dried tomato focaccia. I’m about to be on some mad pretentious shit and start asking for hollandaise with my eggs where ever I eat.
“Welcome to McDonald’s, order when you are ready.”
“Let me get the Big Breakfast with a side of hollandaise.”
“Sir we don’t serve hollandaise sauce.”
“You serve eggs right?”
“Yes.”
“Then you should have hollandaise. Let me talk to your manager.”
“Sir, I can guarantee you we don’t have hollandaise sauce.”
“Ugh… Burger King breakfast it is then. Thank you.”
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He blogs while driving a Lamborghini and smoking Cuban cigars.
Derek Guy called for the death of workwear, and he killed it.
If God had a Tumblr, he’d be on His dashboard.
When Nick Wooster wants to know where to get the best prices, he is who Nick consults with.
While Yeezy may have taught her well, he taught Yeezy.
When Monica and Brandy sang “The Boy is Mine”, he was the boy.
He is The Most Interesting Men’s Style Blogger.
This is arguably the funniest moment of all time in an interview with a celebrity.
